EBIO Kids - Diversity Rap
The lyrics,
also under video comments: (I know that some of the terms
may not go together in nature, but the main character in the
song is a superhuman with all the awesome powers of other
organisms.
In
addition the phrase Dumb Kids Play On Freeways Go
Spat is to remember the taxonomic order. Domain,
Kingdom, etc) Enjoy!
Jacob
Cross and Tia DiMassi
Ebio kids, our term lists
breaks boulders
Civilized, cephalized, head on
our shoulders.
Ebio kids, so raise your
cups up
cuz we’re all in the same boat,
Opisthokonta.
Inside of me, is the phylogeny,
of things past, present
,and soon to be.
Weapons of each taxon
here and gone that I’ve come upon,
the best of each one from
tropical prawns to Genghis Khan.
I’m a new type of homo sapien
some say I’m an alien.
My new flash cards are
unfailin’.
Now, this is the future, of
mammalian.
All cartilage no bone. I’m in
the zone: Chondrichthyes.
I run the ocean floor
with razor teeth like these.
And much to my shagreen,
I formed a symbiotic
relationship, with algae it seems.
Being on the top doesn’t mean
you’re all B.A.D.
I’ve taken a lichen to
them and them to me.
That’s mutalism boy, Come out
and SEA.
Taxonomy can be tough, so
remember that
Dumb Kids Play On
Freeways Go Splat.
Pulled an all-nighter now I’m
in a daze.
Mnemonic device, so just
remember the phrase .
Remember the name? No, it’s not
Fort Mino(r).
Attention span Where’d
You Go,
cuz I’m tryna remember all
these different fact figures, and phyla.
So here are some tips for the
Ebio final.
10% matching, 60% fill-ins, 30%
importance ‘n how to be an organism,
90 minutes long and you start
late, 100% reason to remember that phrase
Didn’t know Ebio was hood until
they mentioned pistols (ils).
Tetrodotoxin, predators,
nematocysts and end alls.
Don’t mix up setae and septae,
for anything that crawls.
Complete metamorphosis we’re
changing for the cause.
Ebio kids, our term lists
breaks boulders
civilized, cephalized, head on
our shoulders.
Ebio kids, so raise your
cups up,
cuz we’re all in the same boat,
Opisthokonta